17
Apr

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website

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#FUCKING HELL
17
Apr

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

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#I think about this a lot
16
Apr

and just like that I’ve had the phone taken away from me AHAHAHA C’MOOON. I JUST GOT ENOUGH CRYSTALS TO GET INTO THE FAN AREA

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#I KNEW IT WAS COMING #i'M CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD #I'll get it back when everyone goes to bed
16
Apr

So, uh.. I’m horribly addicted to Doctor Who Legacy.

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#it's all I've done today ahahaha
16
Apr

I always embarrass myself; that’s just how I roll.

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#it's an instant wake up call for Brendan #like hullo thar Phar #goddamn aha
16
Apr
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#coughBRENDANcough
16
Apr
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#LMFAO
16
Apr

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

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Apr
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16
Apr
John Donne - The Good Morrow
Kenneth Branagh && poetictouch.com
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poetictouch:

Kenneth Branagh reads
The Good Morrow
by John Donne (1572-1631)

I wonder, by my troth, what thou and I
Did, till we loved? Were we not weaned till then?
But sucked on country pleasures, childishly?
Or snorted we in the Seven Sleepers’ den?
‘Twas so; but this, all pleasures fancies be.
If ever any beauty I did see,
Which I desired, and got, ‘twas but a dream of thee.

And now good morrow to our waking souls,
Which watch not one another out of fear;
For love, all love of other sights controls,
And makes one little room an everywhere.
Let sea-discoverers to new worlds have gone,
Let maps to other, worlds on worlds have shown,
Let us possess one world, each hath one, and is one.

My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears,
And true plain hearts do in the faces rest;
Where can we find two better hemispheres,
Without sharp north, without declining west?
Whatever dies, was not mixed equally;
If our two loves be one, or, thou and I
Love so alike, that none do slacken, none can die.

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