For a crazy, demented death eater, Barty Crouch Jr. was a very good teacher.
I tried so hard to stay awake. Didn’t happen. But I’m awake again and trying to eat as I’ve not done that today. So I’m having an odd dinner of eggs and tortilla chips and a glass of lemonade. It’s surprisingly good.
If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable
Ugh I could really use a back massage right now
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
this is ridiculous what am I doing here I'm in the wrong sto-ree.
Wait one moment! Please, sir. We can’t do this! You have a princess and I have a.. baker.
Walt Disney Studios has released new images from the set of Into the Woods and we are too impatient to wait until December to see the film, so we’re packing up and moving to said woods immediately. Why, you ask?
Well just LOOK at these images:
(top to bottom)
1.) James Corden as the Baker and Meryl Streep as the Witch.
2.) Daniel Huttlestone as Jack and Tracey Ullman as his mother.
3.) Emily Blunt as the Baker’s Wife, and James Corden as her on-screen hubby.
4.) Billy Magnussen as Rapunzel’s Prince.
5.) Corden with Lilla Crawford as Red Riding Hood.
6.) Anna Kendrick looks less than thrilled to be polishing silver, as Cinderella.
7.) Chris Pine as Prince Charming.
8.) MacKenzie Mauzy as Rapunzel.
9.) Lucy Punch and Tammy Blanchard as Cinderella’s evil stepsisters and Christine Baranski as her evil stepmother.
10.) Johnny Depp (and a pretty great hat) as the Wolf.
Into the Woods is an unfamiliar take on our favorite fairy tales, and is based on the musical by Stephen Sondheim (a member of our editorial team once played a tree in a production of the show, so we’re extra excited for this movie). The film comes to theaters December 25.
"your period isn’t a goddamn excuse"
I’ll be sure to have that written on your gravestone you piece of shit