30
Jul

impromptuelena:

For a crazy, demented death eater, Barty Crouch Jr. was a very good teacher.

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#BARTY
30
Jul

I tried so hard to stay awake. Didn’t happen. But I’m awake again and trying to eat as I’ve not done that today. So I’m having an odd dinner of eggs and tortilla chips and a glass of lemonade. It’s surprisingly good.

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30
Jul

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

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30
Jul
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30
Jul

Ugh I could really use a back massage right now

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#this pain and these cramps are killing me
30
Jul

ding-dong-diddly-dick:

fall-out-bruh:

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
You’re right

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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30
Jul
  • I would like to point out that the Death Eater that tortured Neville's parents to insanity was also the first person to show him any respect and encouragement as a wizard.
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30
Jul
wobblytime said:

this is ridiculous what am I doing here I'm in the wrong sto-ree.

Wait one moment! Please, sir. We can’t do this! You have a princess and I have a.. baker.

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30
Jul

eatbloganddie:

We’re Moving Into the Woods After Seeing These First Look Images!

Walt Disney Studios has released new images from the set of Into the Woods and we are too impatient to wait until December to see the film, so we’re packing up and moving to said woods immediately. Why, you ask?

Well just LOOK at these images:

(top to bottom)

1.) James Corden as the Baker and Meryl Streep as the Witch.

2.) Daniel Huttlestone as Jack and Tracey Ullman as his mother.

3.) Emily Blunt as the Baker’s Wife, and James Corden as her on-screen hubby.

4.) Billy Magnussen as Rapunzel’s Prince.

5.) Corden with Lilla Crawford as Red Riding Hood.

6.) Anna Kendrick looks less than thrilled to be polishing silver, as Cinderella.

7.) Chris Pine as Prince Charming.

8.) MacKenzie Mauzy as Rapunzel.

9.) Lucy Punch and Tammy Blanchard as Cinderella’s evil stepsisters and Christine Baranski as her evil stepmother.

10.) Johnny Depp (and a pretty great hat) as the Wolf. 

Into the Woods is an unfamiliar take on our favorite fairy tales, and is based on the musical by Stephen Sondheim (a member of our editorial team once played a tree in a production of the show, so we’re extra excited for this movie). The film comes to theaters December 25.

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#Into The Woods #I played the baker's wife once upon a time
30
Jul

"your period isn’t a goddamn excuse"
I’ll be sure to have that written on your gravestone you piece of shit

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#if you are a man o not ever fucking talk to me about #how surely it can't be that painful #or crippling #I will rip your head off and shit down your neck