'Bartyyyyyyyy. Come back to beeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Get Matilda to sleep and come back to bed. '
"I’m trying to," Barty whined back at him as he passed by the doorway again. He’d spent the last fifteen minutes pacing the hallway with a tired but slightly cranky toddler in his arms in an attempt to get her to fall back asleep. Before that he’d tried reading to her, putting a movie on in the living room, and tiring her out with playing, but it seemed that cuddling her and walking about the house was all she really needed. With her head resting against Barty’s shoulder and one hand gently gripping the front of his nightshirt, Matilda was finally starting to drift off.
H O W ?!
the amount of time this person put into finding the right glasses and making sure they had the amount of water they needed so they had the right pitch is amazing.
THIS FUCKING FANDOM SEES NO LIMITS
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DONT GET ANYTHING NEW FOR 284728 YEARS
hahaha this is great!
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
i misread this too
I ALSO MISREAD IT
I was going to wait until Christmas to put him with Barty but when I opened the package and my family saw that he’d arrived first (instead of Casanova; we may have been betting on it), it was met with a lot of happy screeching and laughing from everyone and I was insisted to put him in the TARDIS now. XD
Does Barty want a big ass burger and some firewhiskey and a post coital cigarette?
Yes he does.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involvedfucking dammit
Very important photo of David Tennant On The Red Carpet Of The What We Did On Our Holiday Premiere, 23/09/2014 (via)
David Tennant on the red carpet of ‘What We Did On Our Holiday’