(In which I prove I am not Barty, ffff. This is the first time this has ever happened to me, oh dear. I love you. <3)
BRB dying of laughter. XD And you are a much better writer, thank you.
I’m blaming all of this on Casanova/Barty. Yes, the name positioning is intentional, Casanova says so.
No, I have to stare at my computer for a few minutes and think before I can reply to your posts almost every freaking time.
Well, Barty says otherwise, and I’m sure they could (and would) argue to high heaven about that.
Pfffft. What.

I always end up going “Oh damn, how I am going to top this, or match up somehow, what if I forget something, what am I doingggg”.
Casanova could always wait for Barty to fall asleep and tie him up… bah, but where’s the fun in that? You write...
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