Benedick.
“Bene” = beneficial = good
“Dick” = well you can guess that…
Therefore: Benedick = “good penis”
“You have a most impressive cock, good sir!”
I am still giggling over this ever since my professor pointed out the obvious. Oh Shakespeare, you and your delightful puns <3
“So David, how’s the sex?”
“Fantastic!”
“Ah yeah. Doctor Woo-hoo!”
dontlistentokiki said:
lady, your fetish is showing.
Ssshhh. You saw nothing.
My first time playing mapcrunch and it puts me in the goddamn scariest place
there are like a hundred scarecrows there
it’s not about finding the airport it’s about getting out
I
saw the movie
I know where this is going
(Source: reegar)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star
she made….this with it.
- Baby (feat. Ludacris)
My world 2.0
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
WOW I AM PISSING MYSELF RIGHT NOW
CRYING
AH IT’S BACK ON MY DASH…
IT RETURNS
GODAMMIT HAHAA
its here
omg
JESUYS IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS
ITS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!!!!!!
(Source: illneverletugo)
no cab would take him. not even…
sorry guys, the requests for this are totally buried in my askbox
maybe i’ll see them again SOMEDAY
Doctor Who (Doctor/Rose-era) Valentines.
…this was supposed to be some super serious fan-comic but then my brain farted on the second page.
THIS ISN’T THE SHIRE.
THIS ISN’T THE SHIRE.
THIS ISN’T THE SHIRE.
(Source: goddess-ofmischief)