- hey bro
- bro
- broski
- brosicle
- broseidon, god of the brocean
- brotato chip
- brotein shake
- brosef stalin
- barack brobama
- teddy brosevelt
- don quibrote
- adrien brody
- gallilebro gallilei
- napoleon bronaparte
- brobo cop
- leonardo dicapribro
- broseph mengele
- bro nye the science guy
- selena bromez
- broey deschanel
- bro dimaggio
- wolfgang amadaeus brozart
- brohemian rhapsody
- osama bro laden
- mighty bro young
- brodo the hobbit bro
- broprah winfrey
- broby dick
- abroham lincoln
- what’s up
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark)
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
WHAT IS THIS
OMF
remember
My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.
But.
I just…. It’s so funny. XD
(Source: tyleroakley)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN AND ITS STUCK ON SOMEONES BLOG AND THIS IS THEIR AUTOPLAY MUSIC AND I CANT STOP IT HELP ME
omg its bACK
YES IOMOGN HTIS MY FAVORITE POST EVER
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
CATS ARE AWESOME, OKAY?
(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i)
HAWKEYE NO……
(based on THIS)
its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
(Source: becausehiddles)
Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
- callmecap
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My night has been made.
I saw it coming. But… I had to click it.
C R Y I N G
(Source: radiophile)